Sunday, October 21, 2007

stirring shit

Rumour has it that SMU rugby heartthrob DMC (he has the killer looks as Mok can attest to that) has been to several blind dates in an wild and radical attempt to spice up his nonexistant sex life.

Fellow team mate "The Darkness" has this to say:

"What?! DMC and blind dates? I thought he gets loads of sex. I'm the one who needs to get laid! I want girls!! Where's my mummy!!!"

However, DMC's latest take on sexuality was recently discovered after friday's intense training session.

"None of you went to SSU sports night! I had to go with Mok"

Ooops perhaps?


Editor's note: Sorry Mok!

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