Wednesday, April 23, 2008

SMUrugby yet to settle under new president

Yes! Its finally over for the City Boys... and we know that our loyal readership has dropped dramatically from 200 hits a day to almost as low as 50! (So much for being loyal) BUT! we are back! And we hope to bring you more juicy stories, more nonsense and more action this summer.

With a new exco running the show for the City Boys, one can only hope that new President Sherman Yeo can lift up to all the talk he has been making and deliver the goods. The new SMUrugby President, Sherman Yeo, swore to give it his all to the team and take the team to greater heights upon election. However, rumor has it that the prop has been busy with other more important commitments and is reported to have left his fellow exco members rather unsettled by his leadership.

The team has taken a long and much needed break from rugby and have yet to come together to train as a team since the last game of the Tri-Unis. With the next major tournament in line being the newly included Singapore University Games, (SUNIG 7s) which is set to take place later this year in July/August. Fans are wondering when will the Tri-Uni Champions start to get back to the training ground to sweat it out and get prepared for the next season.

When approached by SMUrugby TV, President Sherman appeared delirious or somewhat drunk and was observed to be in no condition to conduct an interview. He was seen randomly hitting out at former SMUrugby President Amos Siow and shouting at him at a recent school party @ butterfactory, shouting,

“I will lead SMU to more gold medals than you did! Just watch!”

Bold statements from the big fella, but we hope he lives up to all the talk. However, President Sherman will first have to get his act together and get the team organized again, to assure the fans and players that SMUrugby is in good hands under him and that he is certainly the man for the job.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Caveman from Portugal pours out his heart

Some where in the lonely streets of Portugal, we hear the cries of frustration and loneliness from a man who has played a very important role in the successful season that the City Boys had recently. Daniel Marc Chow who has constantly been in the limelight on our blog is currently based in Portugal on an international exchange and is reported to be frustrated at the lack of interest Portugal rugby clubs have shown in signing him and is understand to be getting a bit home sick.

Recently to display their concern, the team recently mailed over a parcel to perk the spirits of the despondent caveman and more importantly wishing him a Happy 24th Birthday. The parcel was rumor to bring a huge smile to the big man and even brought an emotional tear.

The parcel contained birthday wishes and words of encouragement to the former SMU president.

Alex Ong's: "To my biggest fan Daniel Marc Chow - looks like you are driving alone but Shafiq is also inside (if you know what I mean)"
Desmond Wee's: "World...Hold on...Tu Tu Tu Tu Tu Tu" Lorenzo Escano's: "Things that remind me of u!!"
- The little girl that walks by and asked her mom: ' Is that Jesus!'
- Evtec
- 'Monster-Cock'
- Cuffs
- i-chat

Anonymous (but we suspect its Shafiq): Vignesh Naidu aka The Darkness: "You know who it's from!" Vicknesh Sellathurai: "(Tamil) Since you are half-lankan, I know you can understand. Yeah!"
In response to the well wishes, the usually composed and nonchalant whooped out his Macbook and dished out an uncharacteristic emotional mail to the boys, a side the team has never seen, thanking the boys for the huge gesture and expressing his feelings openly, saying he misses every m*therf*cker back home.

However, this softer side of Daniel Marc, dashed the hopes of some of his team-mates who always regarded the him as “THE MAN!”. This emotional email is rumored to have unsettle some of the players in the locker room, in particular Alex “I am the Champion” Ong. The 2007/2008 Most Influential Player Ong expressed his disappointment openly stating in a reply mail saying,

“oh god DM i swear you're a gaylord. Thought you were just the best there wake up in the morning and you piss excellence...”
- Alex Ong

Meanwhile, while the world moves on and as the City Boys look to mug their asses off for the exams over the next week or so, we at SMUrugby news will do our utmost to bring you dozes of stories we can whoop out during our study breaks and hope it will provide you guys out there some laughter, some embarrassment and some entertainment to push you through the exam period.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Dear all,

As a result of the City boys starting to prepare for their exams, or in some cases, having their laptops crash on them or getting stolen, the editors would like to request the eager public to hold their horses and wait for new updates from this blog.

That being said, the editors still have final trick and we will bring to you the ultimate story. It will be good and that's a promise.

Just hang in there and happy studying!